Capitalism Survival Club – Humor Tee
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A witty, retro inspired graphic with a tongue in cheek attitude.
The Capitalism Survival Club Tee features a vintage badge style design with a melting clock illustration and bold typography for a playful, satirical look. The clean layout and neutral tones make it easy to pair with denim, jackets, or everyday casual outfits.
Lighthearted, relatable, and comfortable for daily wear.
* This apparel is intended for self-expression and encouragement only and does not provide medical, therapeutic, or psychological treatment.
The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.
The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
Classic unisex cut with a relaxed straight-body fit. The 5.3 oz cotton means it has a bit more structure than lightweight tees. Most folks take their usual size for a comfortable everyday fit — if you prefer a more fitted look, you might consider sizing down.
See the Size Chart for exact measurements
Fast Shipping
1-3 days for order processing and 3-5 days for shipping. Your item will usually be at your doorstep within 8 days.
Free Returns & Refunds
If there’s any issue with your order, we offer free returns and full refunds within 30 days of purchase. No stress, no long forms, no fine print — just simple, mindful service.
How It Works
- Email us at support@themindfulteeco.com within 30 days of purchase
- Tell us what’s going on.
- We’ll communicate with you to make it right.
Our Promise
We built The Mindful Tee Co. on the idea that mental health, kindness, and connection matter — and that includes how we treat our customers. If something isn’t right, we’ll fix it.
Always.
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